I will see a vending machine selling used underwear.
I will be surprised by not having to get naked at an Onsen.
I will spend one night in a Manga Cafe, One in a train station and one in a capsule.
I will not participate in Karaoke.
I will get lost in Osaka, but not in Tokyo.
I will see many cats but few dogs.
I will not miss a train.
I will go hungry for want of simpler food.
I will not sleep well, but remain alert.
I will not like the busy quietness, and feel the need to shout.
I will be inspired to draw Manga.
I will spend more time than necessary on shiny trains.
I will not meet more than three Japanese people who are happy to chat for more than five minutes.
I will smile freely, but rather than reciprocation, be met with bows.
I will understand nothing but not feel confused.
